Sep. 26th, 2017


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, XII
Challenge: Beedle the Bard
Word Count: 100


It was his mother's copy of The Tales of Beedle the Bard, passed down from her mother, who'd received it as a Christmas gift in 1924 from “Auntie Zim-Zim,” whomever that was. It was battered after use by three generations, but the color charms had kept them fresh and bright. Severus smiled as he watched the Fountain of Fair Fortune leap high, lost in memories of his mother reading the beloved tales to him as a little lad.

“Someday you'll read these to your own child,” she'd murmured, and he closed his eyes against the sudden urge to cry.

Sep. 25th, 2017


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Pudding First

Title: Pudding First
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Lavender Brown/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rimming, cunnilingus, fingering
Challenge: Written for [info]daily_deviant's September Challenge. Themes/kinks chosen: analingus: rimming, yay!, podophilia: foot fettish!, alternate pairing: Lavender Brown/Hermione Granger.
Word Count: ~1250
Summary: She’d never considered herself a sensual person, but since getting together with Lavender, she’d learned all sorts of things about herself.
Author's notes: Thanks to my beta readers, [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Pudding First

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[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, XI
Challenge: Beedle the Bard
Word Count: 100


Severus hummed along to the first fugue from Atalanta Fugiens - goodness, it was catchy! - as he cleaned the room in preparation for hosting Remus for the weekend. He could have asked the elves to do so, of course, but there was something so intimate about preparing for his lover that he did not feel comfortable leaving the work to those twittering fools.

It also helped the backache he'd had since Paris, proving once again that exercise was the best remedy.

He had almost finished dusting when he noticed the slim, elderly volume shoved in amongst the alchemical tomes.

Sep. 24th, 2017


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Monster Romance

Title: Monster Romance
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Word Count: 100 x 8
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 709: Snape's Library - The Monster Book of Monsters.
This is part Twenty-One of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Monster Romance on LJ/IJ/DW.

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Challenge #710: "Snape's Library - The Tales of Beedle the Bard"

Challenge 710: Snape's Library - The Tales of Beedle the Bard

This famous book proved important in Harry Potter, but would Severus own a copy? It is, after all, a children's book. Perhaps he'd have it for nostalgia's sake? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and The Tales of Beedle the Bard.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

Sep. 23rd, 2017


[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Monster Romance

Title: Monster Romance
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Word Count: 100 x 8
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 709: Snape's Library - The Monster Book of Monsters.
This is part Twenty-One of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Monster Romance on LJ/IJ/DW.

Sep. 22nd, 2017


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, X
Challenge: Monster Book of Monsters
Word Count: 100


My Dearest Remus -

I shall count the hours until we are reunited. Your presence is balm to my soul, and I thank God every moment for my good fortune in reconnecting with you after all those years of misunderstandings.

There will be a special surprise – possibly two surprises – waiting for you when you arrive at Hogsmeade. I have been working hard on modifications to Belby's formula for the Wolfsbane, and I await only your finely honed sense of taste to confirm my improvements. Remind me again of when your train arrives?

Yours, yours, eternally yours -

Severus


To be continued....

Sep. 21st, 2017


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, IX
Challenge: Monster Book of Monsters
Word Count: 100


Dearest Severus:

Thank you so much for the lovely weekend in Paris. I had no idea of your feelings until you expressed them under the Eiffel Tower, and I will cherish the next forty-eight hours my entire life. I had
thought love impossible since the war, and I will be forever grateful that you showed me how wrong I was.

Until my move to Hogsmeade is complete, I remain -

Yours,

R.J. Lupin

P.S. What was that enchanting music emanating from your portmanteau? I've never felt such connection to another person, and those delightful fugues complemented the mood so well.

Sep. 20th, 2017


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Perfect Conditions

Title: Perfect Conditions
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy
Word Count: 100 x 3
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt# 365: All Year Round.
Warning(s)/Genre: Erotica, mild bondage.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Perfect Conditions on LJ/IJ/DW.

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Back to School

Title: Back to School
Author: [info]alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Albus Severus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy, James Sirius Potter.
Challenge: Written for [info]hp_nextgen100's prompt # 126: Back to School.
Rating: PG
Length: 100 x 2
Warnings: Lame title is lame? :P, innuendo.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Back to School on LJ/IJ/DW.

[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, VIII
Challenge: Monster Book of Monsters
Word Count: 100


Dear Professor Snape:

Our deepest apologies for the defective copy of The Monster Book of Monsters. Our enchanters are currently analyzing it to see what went wrong, and we are contemplating a voluntary recall should we recent further complaints about this particular edition. Please be assured that the safety and satisfaction of our customers are of prime importance.

Please accept the enclosed copy of Atalanta Fugiens as a gift for drawing this issue to our attention. It>has been charmed to play Michael Maier's fugues</href> during reading, and we trust that you will enjoy it.

Sincerely,

Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.

Sep. 19th, 2017


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, VII
Challenge: Monster Book of Monsters
Word Count: 100


Roc Post delivery to Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd., of a large metal box and a large envelope. The box snarls, moves, and occasionally makes tiny meeping noises.

To the fulfillment department of Wizarding Idiot Editions, Ltd:

Attached please find the deranged collection of linen rag, pasteboards, ink, animal bits, and charms it pleases you to call a “textbook.” It took me nearly an hour to extract it from the walls, jam it into an appropriate carrier, and make it stay there. If you send it back I will return it in person.

I trust my meaning is clear.

S. Snape

Sep. 18th, 2017


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, VI
Challenge: Monster Book of Monsters
Word Count: 100


Emergency Peregrine Falcon Post to the offices of Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.:

YOU SENT ME THE MONSTER BOOK OF MONSTERS YOU DUNDERHEADS!!!!!!! IT ATE MY COFFEE TABLE!!!!!! YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY SOLICITORS!!!!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

S. Snape


Dear Professor Snape:

Accept our profoundest apologies! Several boxes of our Deluxe Professional Edition of The Monster Book of Monsters were mislabeled by a new staffer in our Shipping Department. This individual has been reassigned to our division in Ulan Bator for remedial training.

Enclosed please find a claim form from our insurance adjuster. Again, our apologies.

Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.

Sep. 17th, 2017


[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Challenge #709: "Snape's Library - The Monster Book of Monsters"

Challenge 709: Snape's Library - The Monster Book of Monsters

Here's another book that requires no explanation. The big question is, would Severus be interested in owning it? Or is it another one he has on his shelf because, again, it's a book, so why not? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and The Monster Book of Monsters.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

Sep. 16th, 2017


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Fantastic Beasts

Title: Fantastic Beasts
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Word Count: 100 x 8
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 708: Snape's Library - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.
This is part Twenty of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and [info]emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Fantastic Beasts on LJ/IJ/DW.

[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Fantastic Beasts

Title: Fantastic Beasts
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Word Count: 100 x 8
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 708: Snape's Library - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.
This is part Twenty of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and [info]emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Fantastic Beasts on LJ/IJ/DW.

[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Sexy White Socks

Title: Sexy White Socks
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Ginny Weasley
Summary: Hermione thinks Ginny's there to yell, but she's there for other reasons.
Word Count: 730 (365 x 2)
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [info]hogwarts365's prompt # 209: “For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” ― Carl Sagan, White Socks.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and [info]emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Sexy White Socks on LJ/IJ/DW.

Sep. 15th, 2017


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, IV
Challenge: Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them
Word Count: 100


Dear Professor Snape:

You are truly missing out on one of the great pleasures of the bibliographic world.

Sincerely,

Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.



Annoying Book Shiller:

That is not a correct use of “bibliographic.”

S. Snape



Dear Professor Snape:

Well, pardon me for living.

Sincerely,

Maisie Doats
Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.



GO AWAY.

S. Snape



Dear Professor Snape:

Our apologies for Miss Doats' behavior. She has been reassigned to the Charms Department, which is a better match for her talents.

By way of apology, please accept a Professional Edition of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them with our compliments....

Sep. 14th, 2017


[info]squeaky in [info]announcements

Final Irma Update

Ok we are home now. So a final report. The site stayed up 100% through the hurricane and ensuing blackouts in the local area. My home is mostly ok, just a couple of minor things that can easily be addressed. Family is safe, all pets weathered the trip though they were't happy about it. All in all we came out of Hurricane Irma relatively unscathed. Please resume your regular InsaneJournal activities ;)

[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, IV
Challenge: Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them
Word Count: 100


Dear Annoyingly Persistent Publishers of Overpriced Books:

I am more than aware of the “enhancements” your claim are spelled into your editions. As much as I would like to believe your descriptions are accurate, I have no desire to belong to a “book club” where I would receive an equally overpriced volume each month for an indefinite period. I also read the fine print on your “certificate of acceptance,” which makes it clear that even if I find your books inadequate, I will still be required to purchase them for at least one calendar year.

So, again: no.

S. Snape

Sep. 13th, 2017


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Get ready for some spooky fun! ;D

The ghouls and ghosts are getting restless, which means it's almost time for another round of [info]hp_halloween! So watch this space! Details will be coming your way soon.

[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Deluxe Edition, III
Challenge: Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them
Word Count: 100


Dear Professor Snape:

You are not the first to express concerns about the durability of our products. Please be assured that our books are specifically designed to last not only for your lifetime, but for many generations to come.

Not only that, we offer an Enhanced Professional Edition of each and every one of our classic wizarding books! That's right, for only a few sickles more, your Enhanced Professional Edition will feature additional flameproofing, waterproofing, and moldproofing charms, plus extra-large margins for taking notes.

Your satisfaction is guaranteed, no questions asked. Give us a try!

Sincerely,

Wizarding Deluxe Editions, Ltd.

Sep. 12th, 2017


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Wonderful Time

Title: Wonderful Time
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: R
Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt# 364: September 1st.
Warning(s)/Genre: Erotica, m/m.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and [info]emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Wonderful Time on LJ/IJ/DW.

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