Apr. 20th, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Dartmoor, V
Challenge: prison guard
Word Count: 100


“Rudy's” eyes widened as he finally recognized his old colleague. “Snape? You're dead. Dead!“

“No more dead than you,” Severus snarled. He muttered the spell that would send the golem out in his place, and the second one to simulate Rodolphus Lestrange's corpse in his cell. “The MLE have been waiting for this moment for years. Why do you think I'm here?”

“You must be mad! I served my sentence - “

“And committed more crimes after.” Severus tensed as another guard's footsteps sounded. “Man up, Rodolphus. Justice is waiting.”

“But - “

“Disapparatio!”

Apr. 19th, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Birthday Bash

Title: Birthday Bash
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: George Weasley/Narcissa Malfoy.
Word Count: 1790
Warnings: Mild angst.
A/N: Written for [info]hp_het's April prompt: April Fools, and as another of my fills in the [info]rarepair_shorts's Number's game, pairing: George Weasley/Narcissa Malfoy.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Birthday Bash on LJ/IJ/DW.

Apr. 18th, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Dartmoor, III
Challenge: prison guard
Word Count: 100


Maneuvering his way into a position to execute his mission took longer than he'd liked, but less time than his handler had predicted. When she'd expressed surprise, Severus had simply smirked and remarked that he'd learned to play politics in school, dealing with his fellow students, and that was the end of the conversation.

Now one of those self-same students was his personal responsibility, and he had to remind himself not to act too quickly. He'd spent too much time and expended too much effort to fail now.

No, better to win his subject's trust before justice was finally served.

Apr. 17th, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Changing Rooms

Title: Changing Rooms
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: James Sirius Potter/Scorpius Malfoy, Albus Severus Potter.
Word Count: 100 x 4
Warnings: None.
A/N: Written for [info]hp_nextgen100's prompt # 141: Change.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Changing Rooms on LJ/IJ/DW.

[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Dartmoor, II
Challenge: prison guard
Word Count: 100


Of course the other guards wanted to “initiate” him, and of course that meant sending Severus to quell a fight between two hardened prisoners. Severus dealt with them in short order – concealing his wand in his nightstick only made sense – and after some congratulatory backslapping and a round of drinks after shift, the rest of the guards considered him one of the lads.

It was just as well. Dartmoor wasn't the hellhole it had been a century ago, but it still was not a pleasant institution. Having as many allies as possible was a necessity, not a luxury.

[info]snapealina in [info]hp_may_madness

May Madness 2018

Hello, everyone

It looks like the interest for HP May Madness is still there, so we will probably go through with it.

However, I have noticed that the people using this platform are also using both DW and LJ, so I think we're going to focus on the other two sites from now on. I won't be deleting anything of the old stuff, but I won't post the prompts and mod posts in here. I hope that is okay with you.

If any readers use this place as their only source for this fest, please check out our communities on livejournal and dreamwidth.


- lina
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Apr. 16th, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Ladies' Night

Title: Ladies' Night
Author: [info]alisanne
Prompt(s) Used: ladies' night
Characters/Pairings: Astoria Greengrass/OC, Pansy Pankinson
Word Count: 500
Content/Warnings: crafty Slytherins, semi-public sex, fingering.
Additional Notes: Thanks to Emy for looking this over. This was written for the Wheel of Fornication Challenge over at [info]daily_deviant.
Summary: All is not as it seems.

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Perm Sale!!!

The rumors are true (No there weren't rumors I just made that up). InsaneJournal is holding a rare Permanently Insane account sale. We are celebrating the upcoming end of tax season tomorrow, also Friday is [info]squeaky's 40th birthday!!! I started this site in my early 20's and we're still going strong. To celebrate we are setting the price of Permanently Insane accounts to $40 to match, thats a $10 discount of our regular price of $50. This sale is scheduled to continue until Monday morning 4/23.

[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Dartmoor, I
Challenge: prison guard
Word Count: 100


It was a cold, miserable day when Severus started work.

It hadn't been easy to change his identity – he was now “Samuel Shapley,” a Muggle who'd spent most of his life teaching in Edinburgh – but he'd invested the money he'd gotten from Lucius for the potions that allowed his overbred wife to conceive and carry a healthy child in Muggle stock companies. He'd had enough to grease the right palms and buy the right credentials, and after a quick training course (and a few Obliviation charms) he'd been ready.

Now it was time to apply what he'd learned.

Apr. 15th, 2018


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[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Challenge #739: "Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Prison Officer."

Challenge 739: Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Prison Officer

Prison officer is just what it sounds like. They are responsible for the supervision, safety, and security of prisoners in a prison, jail, or similar form of secure custody. Would Severus like it? However you see it, this week we discuss Snape and his new job as a Prison Officer.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

Apr. 14th, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Party Construction

Title: Party Construction
Author: [info]alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter.
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt : # 738: Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career - Mining construction.
Rating: PG-13
Length: 100 x 3
Warnings: None.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Not So Plain Percy

Title: Not So Plain Percy
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Percy Weasley/Lee Jordan.
Word Count: 730 (365 x 2)
Warnings: Mild angst.
A/N: Written for [info]hogwarts365's prompt # 237: A Garden visit with a view, Disorder, Expressions, and for one of my fills in the [info]rarepair_shorts' Number's game.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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Apr. 13th, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Sais Go Home! V
Challenge: mining construction
Word Count: 100
Note: “Sais” is a Welsh term for “Englishman.” It's not always flattering.


“It sounds like they don't even want the mines reopened.” The Ministry official in charge of mineralogical surveys drummed his fingers on the cover of Severus' report. “It's a rich seam of magical-grade gold, too. If they were willing - “

“We should have sent a Welshman, not me.” Severus thought of the townspeople, and how their history of betrayal at the hands of the Muggles was so close to how the mill owners had treated his father's union. “Maybe they'll listen to one of their own.”

“Not a bad idea,” said the Ministry man. “We'll see.”

Apr. 12th, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Assistance Assured

Title: Assistance Assured
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Bloody Baron/Lucius Malfoy.
Word Count: 730 (365 x 2)
Warnings: Mild angst.
A/N: Written for [info]hogwarts365's prompt # 238: Timid, Balance, Conceptual, and for one of my fills in the [info]rarepair_shorts's Number's game.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Mastering the Deathstick

Title: Mastering the Deathstick
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Neville Longbottom/Draco Malfoy.
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt# 379: The Elder Wand
Warning(s)/Genre: None/Humor.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Mastering the Deathstick on LJ/IJ/DW.

[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Sais Go Home! IV
Challenge: mining construction
Word Count: 100
Note: “Sais” is a Welsh term for “Englishman.” It's not always flattering.


“You aren't the first Englishman to come making promises.” The vicar of the local church thinned her lips. “Finding more gold seams, reopening the mines – we've heard it before.”

“Vicar, I assure you - “

“Every time it's meant hope for them as should know better.” She was stock, and a head shorter than Severus, but the room all but vibrated with her rage. “And every time it's gone smash, and the Church has been left to pick up the pieces.”

“Vicar - “

“If you can't do what you claim, go home now.”

Apr. 11th, 2018


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[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Sais Go Home! III
Challenge: mining construction
Word Count: 100
Note: “Sais” is a Welsh term for “Englishman.” It's not always flattering.


“So you're hiring miners? Why?” The former union head set down his knife and fork. He was a big, thick-bodied man, and looked distinctly uncomfortable in the sunny little cafe. “Town's moved on since the mines closed. Why bring it up now?”

“We might be reopening the gold mine. That depends on the results of certain tests I'm here to perform.” Severus signaled to their waitress for the dessert menu. “If my company is correct, we'll need men to work the gold seams. That means you and your friends.”

The union head stroked his mustache. “Go on.”

Apr. 10th, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Sais Go Home! II
Challenge: mining construction
Word Count: 100
Note: “Sais” is a Welsh term for “Englishman.” It's not always flattering.


“Reopening the mines?” The desk clerk at the local hotel shook her head. “All due respect, sir, but that's a fool's errand. The gold was gone in my granddad's time, and most of the good slate. I know you sais – sorry, I - “

Severus signed the register while she recovered her composure. “My employers are not interested in slate. However, there is reason to believe that the gold seams might not be tapped out. That is why I am here.”

The clerk raised her eyebrows. “There's not a mine near Bontddu that still has gold. Not one.”

Apr. 9th, 2018


[info]ellid in [info]snape100

Title: Sais Go Home! I
Challenge: mining construction
Word Count: 100
Note: “Sais” is a Welsh term for “Englishman.” It's not always flattering.


“So. You're here to revive the mines.” The bar girl had a strong Welsh accent, several tattoos, and unnaturally orange here. “Good luck with that. The lads don't hold much with Sais coming in to tell 'em what to do.”

“I'm here to conduct a survey to see if there's enough left to make reopening the mines worth my company's while.” Severus sipped his pint and sampled a bowl of something crispy and salty. “If there is, that means jobs. Your 'lads' should be grateful, not having to live on the dole.”

“You'd be surprised,” she said.

Apr. 8th, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Distraction Plan

Title: Distraction Plan
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lucius Malfoy.
Word Count: 100 x 6
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 732: Severus and the Alternate Muggle Career: Chicken Sexer.
This is part Forty-Nine of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU. Written while on cold medicine, you have been warned.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Distraction Plan on LJ/IJ/DW.

[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Challenge #738: "Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Mining Construction."

Challenge 738: Snape and the Alternate Muggle Career: Mining Construction

This week's alternate career is a bit more...traditional.

Mining construction is a general phrase. It includes anything from laying pipes to grouting to landscaping. It also seems quite physical. How would Severus like it? Part of this career would involve enjoying the outdoors, and Snape's never struck me as the that sort, although, again, he can be a mystery! Therefore, however you see it, this week we discuss Snape and his new job in Mining Construction.

(Remember: drabble posts now appear on livejournal and insanejournal and dreamwidth.)

[info]psychomancy in [info]asylum_promo

[info]deadlight people start disappearing every twenty years. Will you turn a blind eye or look for answers?

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T
his Asylum is dedicated to all writers over the age of 30/ 35 years old (or older) who can't find someone to write with in the usual communities which seem to have been taken over by twenty something's or even younger people.

Please. Don't take offence in this. It's just that sometimes, some of us prefer to write with people closer to our ages and more experience in life.

There is also the matter of:

* Communication. Which I found sometimes it's not the same between younger people and older than 30.

* Fandoms. Some of which younger people have barely even heard of and we still would love to write.

* Actors & Actresses. Sure we watch TV. Movies and we read. We keep adding PBs and characters to our lists all the time!

But truth is. Sometimes we go to the usual communities and we have NO idea who the person in the icon is! (This doesn't makes us old. We just don't move in the places that perhaps you do. Like perhaps you guys want to play people from reality shows. You tubers. Fighters from the Mixed Martial Arts. Wrestlers. etc. And some of us are just not interested in that)

This is a place in where people who wants to PSL or find partners for GPSLs around their age. They can.

Needless to say. If you are under 30 years old you won't be accepted in the community. I'm sorry. I'm doing this with the hope to make a place in where my decade can find partners who will hopefully communicate and commit like we used to years ago.

* To join the community please fill in the short application and wait to be accepted.
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[info]alisanne in [info]snape100

Distraction Plan

Title: Distraction Plan
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Lucius Malfoy.
Word Count: 100 x 6
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for [info]snape100's prompt # 732: Severus and the Alternate Muggle Career: Chicken Sexer.
This is part Forty-Nine of my Snape: Horcrux Hunter series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Warning(s): AU. Written while on cold medicine, you have been warned.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Read Distraction Plan on LJ/IJ/DW.

[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

The Release

Title: The Release
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: R
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy.
Challenge: Written for [info]daily_deviant's 2018 Birthday Drabble/Drawble prompt 6: The best is yet to come/only getting better.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): None.

Read The Release on LJ/IJ/DW.

Apr. 7th, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

Inspired View

Title: Inspired View
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Hugo Weasley/Lily Luna Potter.
Challenge: Written for [info]daily_deviant's 2018 Birthday Drabble/Drawble prompt 5: Industrial pipes.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Beta(s): None.

Read Inspired View on LJ/IJ/DW.

Apr. 6th, 2018


[info]alisanne in [info]hp_rarepairs

The Benefits of Watching

Title: The Benefits of Watching
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Helena Ravenclaw/Hannah Abbott
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: ghost!sex, age disparity, voyeurism, exhibitionism, stalking (kinda).
Challenge: Written for the April prompts at [info]daily_deviant. Themes/kinks chosen: baths, odontophilia: arousal from things related to teeth, and alternate pairing: Hannah Abbot/Helena Ravenclaw.
Word Count: ~1300
Summary: Helena likes the quiet ones.
Author's notes: The alternate pairing was too much of a challenge to resist. Thank you to [info]sevfan for the speedy beta.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Benefits of Watching

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